was asked out on a date

i said yes

the entire time

she spoke of her ex & of

dudes who sweated her.

why do ladies do this?

at least i got coffee & a story out of it

six girls dressed as ballerinas.

playing cardigan rock.

a pack of asian girls with black rimmed glasses & their hair in collective buns.

old crushes popping up. 

& just plain dumb luck.

saturday, you were too good to me.

Needle In The Hay

why is it

the ones you dont want,

chase you.

and the ones you chase,

dont want you.

wah.

hi.

must be more social.

i flew to l.a. last week.

for the first time ever,

i peed in an airplane.

it was kinda rad.

zing, bitch!

Mojo: On the new album's To Me You Are A Work Of Art, you sing, "I see the world/It makes me puke/But I know that somewhere there's a someone who can soothe me." Is that the essential core of Morrissey today?

Morrissey: Yes. 

Mojo: I never thought I'd hear you say it. 

Morrissey: Stick around. It gets worse. 

Mojo: So, does that mean you've finally met the special someone you'd wait outside the shops for? 

Morrissey: Yes…Santa.

CREEP - You (feat Nina Sky)