her "hi....what are you up to?"me :grunt: "ummmm sleepin...everything okay?"
her "oh yeah....did i wake you?  im in miami, got here wednesday night.  it looks like tampa...."
me "yeah...i was sleepin...thats cool...everything okay?"
her "yeah....things are great....so listen....do you know where i can get some coke at down here?"
me ".........what?" [being that i was sleeping, i was hoping i had heard her wrong or hoping she was talking about the caffeinated beverage ]
her "coke......you know....coke"
me "..........."
her "...you there?"
me "ummmm....no...rick ross?"
her "....ah okay.  well ill let you go....i might be in tampa this weekend.  might stay here longer.  ill call you"
me "word...."
::dial tone::

whole foods girl is officially cut from the squad.

while i was far from crowning her as the next great thing, she was rad & we had a lot in common.  but a 5am drug call?  she doesnt know about the decade of straight edge under my belt, but who calls someone at 5am and asks them for coke?  the thing that kills me is, i dont even know the proper channels to get regular ole drugs much less coke, & much less in a city i visit every 5 years. 

these are the things that make my life & love life something outta movie.  a woody allen movie as someone put it.  my friend has been urging me to write a book on my love life, or as she put it "write about all the crazy shit that girls do to you".